When you are in a relationship, every once in a while, you may play the Relationship Card. Not often, mind you! But for really important occasions, you may say–“I really need you to do this thing. This time, please, no matter what you were planning to do before, this is what I need from you.”
Metsies, I am playing our Relationship Card. You must win this game. Your final Shea home opener. Against the Phillies. I really need you to do this.
Off to Shea soon! People! Cross fingers toes and hair!
And P.S. Hey, Jimmy Rollins, I’ve got a card for you too:
However, you can totally withhold the sex.