Let’s say you’re watching the Mets in the process of being defeated by the Braves, and you figure: Hey, I could use a giggle right now. Who’s gonna come through for you? Who?
Why, Tootsie Keith, of course.
But first, you noticed, didn’t you? The fans love the Tootsie.
"You already bit it?" asked Ron Darling, surprised.
"No, I didn’t," Keith responded, and you could hear the sulk in his voice. "It’s a defective Tootsie Pop. I’m very upset."
Never fear, Keithy. Another game, another Pop.