Bitty Field: No room for you!
Ditty Field: The players break into song!
Fitty Field: Shortstop? Fitty Cent, of course.
Gritty Field: Dirty, dirty, dirty.
Hitty Field: But only if the hits are ours.
Kitty Field: Ok, that one I’d be all for.
Knitty Field: Your seat is made of yarn!
Pity Field: Mets don’t need no pity. We’re set to dominate.
Pretty Field: Something tells me fans aren’t dying to say, "I’m off to Pretty!"
Quitty Field: Not our team, not ever!
Shi*ty Field: Unacceptable! Our field must be the best evah.
Titty Field: Well, you boys would love that now wouldn’t you. Zoe says? Dream on!
Witty Field: I’ll take our boys cracking jokes any day. But maybe that’s best left to the bloggers?
Zitty Field: Not with my great skin care advice, folks!
So, when you think about it, Citi Field wins in this bunch, don’tcha think?